Monday, May 21, 2007

A nation traumatized by Paris Hilton

This Week’s Top Scrooge - May 18, 2007

Paris Hilton


I think it's safe to say that we as a nation have been traumatized, victimized, and fearful of being held captive by Paris Hilton for the rest of our lives.

Please, Paris darling, let us go. You are really 'hot' and everything...I mean apparenty to someone out there you are hot. Not to anyone I know personally. But quit manipulating us. Quit taking up our space cadet.

Is it our fault or yours that we have such an obsession with you?

I think it's, you are This Week's Top Scrooge. Like, sorry, I hope you don't think that's not hot. You know how you first thought it was not cool to go to jail and now you think it's hot.

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